The Vending Machine Game.

[{ Sydonia]

The vending machine gives you a tiny little monster that wants to eat your face off.


*inserts Jack's Mannequin*

[tumultuoustori6703]

The vending machine gives you a what seems like a Mannequin's arm.

*inserts a detention form from Mrs. Miller.*

[{ Hatter]

The vending machine gives you a Thursday Intervention from Mr. Haver.


*inserts a Foopets kitty*

[tumultuoustori]

The vending machine gives you a stuffed animal that looks like a cat.

*inserts Adam Lambert*

[Scarlet]

The vending machine gives you a used condom!!

*inserts crying baby*

[{ Hatter]

The vending machine gives you a dead baby with a paper towel stuffed in its mouth.


*inserts Stephen King's Pet Semetary*

[tumultuoustori6703]

The vending machine gives you a black cat with blood dripping from its mouth.

*inserts Zachs new character*

[{ Sydonia]

The vending machine gives you porn.

*inserts the band Modest Mouse*

[tumultuoustori]

The vending machine gives you a stuffed animal that looks like a mouse.

*inserts Silverstein! <3*

[Aries]

the vending machine gives you a silver dollar

*inserts chocolate syrup*